Featured Programs
Discover our world-renowned academic programs that combine rigorous scholarship with unparalleled creativity.
Master's of Pranks, Bits, and Shenanigans
The world's first and only accredited graduate program in advanced tomfoolery, proudly offered by the School of Mulish Studies. Our rigorous 2-year curriculum covers everything from classic whoopee cushion deployment to cutting-edge digital mischief.
Advanced Practical Jokes Theory
Master the psychological principles behind effective pranking
Digital Shenanigans & Meme Studies
Explore the intersection of technology and tomfoolery
Ethics in Mischief
Learn responsible pranking practices and consent protocols
Driver's Ed with Waluigi
Master the art of vehicular shenanigans with our beloved mustachioed instructor. Wahhhh.
Bachelor's in Ancient Egyptian Studies
Journey back in time with our revolutionary program led by the legendary Imhotep himself. Learn the secrets of pyramid construction, hieroglyphic communication, and the art of mummification.
HIST 130: Ancient Egypt
Instructor: Imhotep - Master the fundamentals of pyramid engineering and pharaonic politics
Advanced Hieroglyphic Studies
Decode ancient texts and learn to write like a true scribe
Mummification Techniques
Preserve your future with time-tested embalming methods
Master's in Rizzing
The world's first accredited graduate program in the art of charisma and flirting. Master the subtle nuances of rizzing your way through life, from casual conversations to professional networking. Our cutting-edge curriculum combines psychology, communication theory, and practical application.
Advanced Charisma Theory
Study the psychological principles behind magnetic personality and social attraction
Digital Rizzing & Social Media
Master the art of online charisma and virtual flirting techniques
Professional Rizzing
Apply charisma principles to networking, interviews, and career advancement
Ethics in Rizzing
Learn responsible charisma practices and consent protocols in social interactions
Senior Bachelor's in Senior Business
Because regular business wasn't enough. Our Senior Bachelor's program takes business education to the next level—literally. Learn advanced business concepts like how to conduct meetings with maximum seniority, perfect the art of delegating to juniors, and master the ancient skill of "I've been doing this longer than you've been alive."
Advanced Seniority Management
Master the subtle art of leveraging your age and experience in corporate environments
Meeting Dominance Strategies
Learn to command respect and attention in every boardroom encounter
Junior Delegation Techniques
Perfect the fine art of getting others to do your work while maintaining authority
Corporate Ladder Navigation
Advanced strategies for climbing to the top while looking like you were always there
Juris Doctor in Creative Legal Studies
Master the art of legal argumentation with our innovative program led by the esteemed Martin Crawford. Learn to argue your way out of any situation, from parking tickets to international disputes.
Law 101: Introduction to the Law
Instructor: Martin Crawford - Learn the fundamentals of legal reasoning and courtroom theatrics
Advanced Objection Techniques
Master the art of dramatic courtroom interruptions
Legal Shenanigans & Loopholes
Discover creative interpretations of the law
Bum Fights Legal Seminars
Specialized workshops on controversial legal cases and ethical dilemmas in entertainment law
Master's in Underwater Basket Weaving
The most prestigious program in aquatic craftsmanship. Learn the ancient art of weaving baskets while holding your breath for extended periods. Our graduates are in high demand at underwater construction sites.
Advanced Breath-Holding Techniques
Master the art of extended underwater work sessions
Aquatic Material Science
Study the properties of water-resistant weaving materials
Underwater Business Management
Learn to run a successful underwater basket enterprise
Master's in Timeline Studies
Navigate the complexities of multiverse theory and temporal mechanics in our groundbreaking program. Study the darkest timeline phenomenon, parallel universe navigation, and the ethical implications of timeline manipulation. Perfect for students who feel they're living in an alternate reality.
Darkest Timeline Theory
Instructor: Professor Abed Nadir - Master the identification and navigation of alternate timelines
Multiverse Ethics
Explore the moral implications of timeline manipulation and parallel universe interactions
Temporal Mechanics
Study the physics of time travel, causality loops, and temporal paradox resolution
Reality Anchoring Techniques
Learn to maintain your sense of self and purpose when reality seems to shift around you
Master's in Metalworking and Forging
Learn the ancient art of metalworking from the legendary Dark Lord Sauron himself. Our intensive program covers everything from basic blacksmithing to advanced ring-crafting techniques. Guest lectures by Gollum provide unique insights into precious metal handling.
Advanced Ring-Crafting
Instructor: Dark Lord Sauron - Master the creation of powerful artifacts and magical jewelry
Precious Metal Handling
Guest Lecturer: Gollum - Learn proper care and handling of precious metals and gems
Forge Safety & Ethics
Learn responsible metalworking practices and the importance of not creating world-dominating artifacts
Fighting Mermen Athletics
Dive into victory with our championship-winning athletic programs. Our Fighting Mermen have dominated aquatic sports for over 127 consecutive years.
Lacrosse Legends
Our Fighting Mermen lacrosse team has revolutionized the sport with their innovative "aquatic stick handling" techniques. They've won 3 conference championships in the past 5 years and are currently undefeated in underwater matches.
Aquatic Stick Handling
Our patented technique allows players to maintain perfect control while holding their breath for up to 3 minutes
Underwater Strategy
Advanced tactics developed in our state-of-the-art underwater training facility
Championship Legacy
Three consecutive conference titles and a perfect 47-0 record in underwater matches
Water Polo Legends
Undefeated for 15 seasons running, our water polo team's aggressive tactics are studied by marine biologists worldwide. Their innovative "mermaid formation" has been banned in three different leagues for being too effective.
Mermaid Formation
Our signature strategy that combines synchronized swimming with water polo for maximum effectiveness
Marine Biology Studies
Our techniques are so advanced, they're studied by leading marine biologists
Undefeated Streak
15 consecutive seasons without a loss, including 3 international championships
Synchronized Swimming Excellence
Our synchronized swimming team performs routines so beautiful, they've been declared a UNESCO World Heritage Site. Their "Fighting Mermen Ballet" has been performed for royalty in 12 different countries.
UNESCO Recognition
The first athletic program in history to be declared a World Heritage Site for cultural significance
Royal Performances
Performed for royalty in 12 countries, including a private show for the Queen of England
Fighting Mermen Ballet
Our signature routine that combines aquatic grace with competitive intensity
Competitive Show-Mules
Our competitive husbandry program features the most prestigious show-mule competition in the nation. Our Fighting Mules have won the National Show-Mule Championship for 8 consecutive years, featuring the finest specimens of equine excellence.
National Champions
8 consecutive National Show-Mule Championship titles, the longest streak in competitive history
Elite Breeding Program
Our mules are bred from champion bloodlines dating back to the 1800s
Showmanship Excellence
Students learn advanced grooming, training, and presentation techniques for competitive success
Competitive Pub Quiz Team
Our intellectual athletes dominate trivia competitions across the state and beyond. They may not be traditional sports, but our pub quiz team's mental agility is unmatched, with a 94% win rate in intercollegiate competitions.
Mental Agility Training
Advanced cognitive training programs that enhance memory, recall, and strategic thinking
94% Win Rate
Dominating intercollegiate competitions with an unprecedented success rate
Trivia Mastery
Specialized training in pop culture, history, science, and obscure knowledge categories
Life on the Murr State Campus
Experience the most vibrant campus community this side of the Mississippi. With over 847 student organizations and counting, there's something for everyone.
Charles Hall: Where Everyone Gets a Charlie
Our most unique residence hall where every single resident is paired with a roommate named Charlie. Whether you're Charlie Smith, Charlie Johnson, or Charlie Charlie-Charlie, you'll find your perfect match in this architectural marvel of alphabetical destiny.
The Charlie Matching Algorithm
Our proprietary system ensures perfect Charlie compatibility through advanced name-based algorithms
24/7 Charlie Support
Round-the-clock assistance from our dedicated Charlie concierge team
Charlie Community Events
Weekly "Charlie's Angels" movie nights and monthly "Charlie Brown" appreciation ceremonies
Glizzy and Blizzy Meal Plan
Our signature dining experience featuring gourmet hot dogs (glizzies) and premium Dairy Queen Blizzards (blizzies). This revolutionary meal plan has been scientifically proven to increase student satisfaction by 420%, particularly when combined with Smooch Juice and Juicy Fruit. On Fridays, we serve roast chicken?? We serve Hobbit-style with Second Breakfast, Elevensies, and all the meals a growing student needs.
Artisanal Glizzy Station
Hand-crafted hot dogs with locally sourced ingredients and exotic toppings from around the world
Blizzy Blizzard Bar
Unlimited Dairy Queen Blizzards with custom mix-ins and seasonal flavors
Nutritional Science
Our dietitians have proven that glizzies and blizzies provide all essential nutrients for academic success
Bob Appreciation Societies
Join our two most prestigious appreciation societies: one dedicated to anatomical appreciation and another celebrating our beloved faculty member Bob Heyes, affectionately known as "Hazer" throughout campus.
Bob Appreciation Society (Anatomical)
A scholarly organization dedicated to the study and appreciation of human anatomy and physiology
Bob Heyes Appreciation Society
Celebrating our beloved "Hazer" with weekly appreciation ceremonies and tribute events
Annual Bob Convention
Our biggest event of the year featuring keynote speakers, workshops, and the legendary Bob Awards
The Legendary Slush Club
The most exclusive and mysterious student organization on campus. Membership is by invitation only, and the club's activities remain shrouded in delicious, frozen mystery. Rumor has it they control the campus vending machines.
Secret Initiation Rituals
Prospective members must complete a series of frozen challenges and slush-based trials
Monthly Slush Summits
Exclusive gatherings where members discuss frozen beverage strategies and campus politics
Vending Machine Dominion
Members enjoy special privileges including free slushies and insider knowledge of restock schedules
Dead Dad Club (DDC)
What is the deal with dead dads? Join our club to find out. Founded by JD in 1990, the DDC is where we laugh at the fact that our dads are dead. Because if you can't laugh about your dead dad, what can you laugh about? Our members bond over dark humor, dad jokes from beyond the grave, and the shared experience of navigating life without paternal guidance.
Dark Humor Therapy
Weekly "Dead Dad Jokes" sessions where we share the funniest things our deceased fathers would have said about our life choices
Founder's Legacy
Jorel D. established the club with the motto: "If dad's not here to embarrass us, we'll do it ourselves!"
Annual "Dad's Not Here" Awards
Our biggest event celebrating the most hilariously inappropriate dad moments and the best "what would dad say" scenarios
The Tim Jims
Our exclusive male-only glee club where every member is named Tim or Jim. Founded in 1987, the Tim Jims have been harmonizing their way through campus life with their signature blend of traditional choral music and contemporary pop arrangements.
Exclusive Membership
Only students named Tim or Jim are eligible to join. No exceptions, no nicknames, no middle names - just pure Tim and Jim energy
Signature Performances
Known for their annual "Tim Jim Christmas Special", "Spring Jim Jam" concerts, and summer Jimphonies.
Vocal Arrangements
Specializes in four-part harmony with Tims on tenor and Jims on bass, creating the perfect "Tim Jim" sound
Meet Murray the Mule
Our beloved campus pet and unofficial mascot. Murray has been grazing the quad and entertaining students for over 20 years with his charming personality and surprisingly wise braying.
Murray the Mule
Campus Pet & Unofficial Mascot
Age: 22 years old
Favorite Activity: Eating grass and watching students study
Favorite Food: Carrots and apples
Special Talent: Being incredibly stubborn with a thick head
Murray's Words of Wisdom
*Bray* *Bray* *Snort* *Bray*
(Translation: "When life gives you hay, make the most of it. And remember, every bray is just a mule's way of saying 'you've got this!'")
- Murray the Mule, Campus Pet since 2003
Upcoming Events
Join us for these exciting campus events and workshops. From educational seminars to unique celebrations, there's always something happening at Murr State University.
Guest Speaker: Charlie Kirk
Summer Funeral Series
Creative Writing Workshop
Wedding Toast Workshop