Application Portal

Join the Fighting Mermen Family

Welcome to the most prestigious application process in higher education. Complete this form to begin your journey at Murr State University, where academic excellence meets unparalleled shenanigans.

Basic Information

First Name *

Last Name *

Email Address *

Phone Number *

Academic Information

Desired Program *

High School GPA *

SAT Score (out of 1600) *

Personal Essay

In exactly 47 words, explain why you deserve to attend Murr State University. Bonus points for including the word "mermaid" and a reference to your favorite type of cheese. *

Word count: 0/47

Essential Character Assessment

Blood Type (for emergency purposes) *

Favorite Meme Format *

Spirit Animal *

If you could time travel, where/when would you go? *

If you could have any superpower, what would it be? *

Emergency Contact (Name and Relationship) *

Security Verification

Please answer these security questions to verify you're human. All answers must be correct to proceed.

Attempts: 0

Terms and Conditions

I agree to the standard terms and conditions of Murr State University *

I agree to participate in weekly underwater basket weaving competitions and acknowledge that I will never be able to actually submit this application *

I understand that this is a fictional university and that I am participating in this application process purely for entertainment purposes *

* All fields are required. Good luck with the CAPTCHAs! 🧜‍♂️